I hadn’t intended to write a post today, but I can’t resist. I was having difficulty connecting to the internet on the train and asked an official for some assistance. “The Internet is the Devil’s work!” he intoned in a voice loud enough to attract the attention of the entire coach. “If God had wanted there to be an Internet, he wouldn’t have invented mouths. You should all learn to talk to each other! Go and talk to the train manager if you want help!”
A while later, he returned to collect rubbish, and he caught me fiddling with some electronic gadget. This displeased him yet again. “If you want stuff like the Internet, you should vote Labour. You should all vote Labour. The reason I’m collecting rubbish from Tory Southerners is because the Tories sold the railways and I lost my engineering job!” To the huge amusement of fellow passengers he looked at me as if I was the embodiment of a Southern Tory voter, and in a withering tone exclaimed “I see you’re still helping the devil!”
Of course, being me, I did trot off to visit the Train Manager, mostly fascinated that such a person exists, but her strong recommendation was that I shouldn’t even try to use the train’s system, because they are trying to introduce a new one and it doesn’t work. “Buy a newspaper!” she advised to the amusement of the rubbish man who had suddenly made an appearance behind me!
All this did much to improve my mood, which had been as dark as the clouds, rushing to get ready to leave Veronica and home, trying to pack too much, and suffering from the worst cold known to man. Now, in an instant, I’m among the characters of my walks. How do they suddenly materialise? Outside my window right now I have my first view of those marvellous moors, so reminiscent of the Pennines, all brown, beautiful and definitely foreboding.
I’ve also had a fascinating conversation with a young eighteen year-old named Jack. He is off on a fishing expedition, a pastime which he thoroughly enjoys. He lives a complicated life. He was orphaned at the age of four, but recently took the decision to try to find his birth mother. It was an emotionally wrenching experience, but he succeeded and he now spends time with both families. He was in fact travelling from one to the other, and I witnessed at the start of the trip the real affection of his adopted father. He plays rugby and football, but his real passion was base-jumping, until last year he broke his back in an eighteen foot fall. He is mostly recovered, though he can’t play sport and is clearly uncomfortable sitting. I told him about Veronica and he suggested she should take up fishing!
To cap it all, I’ve just had a most entertaining dinner with two delightful Canadians (Phyllis and Rob, there is a pattern here! Are all Canadians delightful?) Sherry is understandably slightly apprehensive about the task ahead and I was able to reassure her, Phyllis, on the basis of your experience, and your consolatory advice to me, that with care and common sense, the walk is doable.
I’ll start to find out tomorrow!
A poor picture of the coast beside the track heading from Carlisle to St Bees
Lulus, my B&B. Right in the station building. I look down from my bedroom onto the platform. Wonderful!
High Street, St Bees
The Sleeping Garden in honour of Josephina de Vasconcellos, containing three of her works. She was a noted Lakeland sculptor
The impressive portals of the St Bees Priory, in typically brown Lakeland sandstone
Thilled to see this post, Kevin! I was practically pacing around here, hoping you had made it to your starting point and now relieved to hear you have. And you are in fine form...I read your account of the characters on the train aloud to myself and had a good chuckle. This will be a great walk, and I won't even have to suffer any blisters!
ReplyDeleteToo bad about the weather, but Thursday looks good for the lovely walk along Ennerdale Water and the entry to the Lakeland fells. It was kind of you to cheer on our fellow Canadians. We wish all you the best of luck for decent weather, clear views and happy feet! Don't forget your pebble (or two or three) from the beach tomorrow morning!
Kevin,
ReplyDeleteAn excellent first story for your trip! I am pleased that the journalistic talents have not left you. The changing accents, and even more important, the changing word usage, as one goes north never fail to fascinate: Allie [daughter for your other readers] and I have to speak 'Intit' when we are in Derbyshire and call everyone 'Duk' just to make ourselves understood. And my God-daughter and her sisters, who all speak 'normal' English, can lapse into the Cumbrian accent and dialect, thus making themselves also incomprehensible, having all been brought up in that neck of the woods.
Love the idea of Veronica taking up fishing... you should refer her to Andrew F - or perhaps better to Christine, who finally gave up being a fishing widow and apparently now catches more and bigger than Andrew.
I am sure that the weather will improve, be not afraid... bit of rain never deterred you.
And, indeed, Canadians. I am sure I've told you that it Father had either been a bit quicker off the mark, or a bit slower off the mark, I'd have been born one... but then it's unlikely that I'd have ever met you. Phyllis, my continual quote is: "I have never met a Canadian I didn't like". Came close with a singularly unhelpful maître d' in Montreal once, but otherwise that's stood the test of time.
Onwards and upwards!
Chris
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DeleteChris, seeing that Kevin keeps encountering Canadians on his long-distance walks, then surely, had different timing rendered you one, you would have met him this way too. In the meantime, thanks for your kind remarks about Canucks (blush!) but keep in mind nearly all of us come from somewhere else!
DeleteI'm awaiting today's blog...hope K didn't get too wet on Dent Hill!
Being the pedant, Rob reminds me to clarify: most Canadians are not really "from somewhere else"; most of us are born here. I just meant that we have origins elsewhere (in my case, England (Lancashire), Ireland, Sweden, and God-knows-where-else!
DeleteNow, in an instant, I’m among the characters of my walks. How do they suddenly materialise?
ReplyDeletehow indeed?